February 2012
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Game of Thrones valentine cards
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January 2012
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The original is pretty decent, but this Strange...
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“I want to clarify that my Administration will not authorize the indefinite...”
– PresidentBarack Obama, in a signing statement attached to the National Defense Authorization Act.
Oh OK. If the president says we can trust him not to abuse his power then I guess we should. Maybe the presidents in brown countries might be dicks, but not our guy. We can comfortably say no...
December 2011
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Drugges
I took a single semester at a total party college once. An African history course taught by a Frenchwoman. She had followed her husband from The University of Paris (where he was teaching Arabic history) to exile in the cold and grey hell in Western Washington State. It was as far from Paris as the moon. She had taught at the université as well.
She spoke great English, with a strange...
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On the Success of Red Box etc.
The conventional wisdom on Netflix and Red Box and all that stuff involves the key word “convenience”. You know - it’s just less hassle. It seems like Business writers naturally adopt a socially defensive crouch when they talk about stuff like this. Especially with video stores, they just dont want to offend their readership. A statistically significant proportion of their...
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My Neighbor, My Enemy
I have accepted a new boarder in my spare room recently. Her acquisition of the room was arranged by an associate of mine, and I put my trust in him that a person of good birth and social standing would be my home’s newest resident. I was immediately betrayed. The first candidate was a hideous Calibanate of grotesque size, with the cranial ridges of an obvious dockside strangler, and...
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The Son of J.T. Lambert
Do you remember the TGIF sitcom “Step By Step”? Do you remember the middle child on the left in the above picture? (I think I’m confusing actor Sasha Mitchell on the right in the picture as being a member of the family and the oldest male child, but he really wasn’t. He was just a cool guy living in a van in the backyard. Later convicted and jailed of using on his...
I am the boss now.
New Job and all that. Boss is an energetic, nebbishy jewish man that has huge screaming fights in the office with his brother who owns half the business with him. I am the only one in the building right now. It’s a weird feeling. But nobody treats me like a retarded child or questions my intelligence because I made a typo. They give YOU the tools to be your own boss.
Your brother in...
The "Fuck You, I QUIT!" Playlist
I will go into more detail about quitting my job later, as I’m about to start work at a job that doesn’t block me from visiting Tumblr. Right now this is about my conundrum faced with so many fucking great songs that are fun and joyous, but also allow one to snicker privately about the fact that one is about to fucking blow this popsicle stand and leave all one’s shitty...
November 2011
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October 2011
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And so it's come to this...
This one is for my spam followers. brandon5681, vince12749, sybil23944 - you guys know we’re like family, and I can tell you anything. Well the truth is I’m really really scared now. I just read this thing and now my nervous bowel syndrome isn’t responding to medication.
DATELINE: 2011 - Bank of America suggests the hobo bindle could be making a comeback as a fashion...
irishdancerv8 asked: Do you love me?
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Initially he asked if I knew of any church nearby. Somewhere not too far from the gas station because they had already gotten lost and his girl was mad at him and did I know some place that was free and open late because they had to drive back to Palmdale. So I paid for their gas, because you…